Twister!
November 22nd, 2009
Hello, everyone!
Guess what: TJRA has finally joined the 21st Century and started an account on Twister.com, the 140-word social network websight that is sweeping the nation—and the world.
Now you’ll be able to keep up to date with the latest happenings, protocols, updates, schedule changes, lunch menus, potential office shootings, deals, counter-deals, the time, promotions, disciplinary actions, screenings, systematic purges, birthdays, acquisitions, and bulletins as they happen in real time! No more wondering, worrying, or fretting!
Just go to twister.com and look up “TJRA” or follow us here: http://twitter.com/tjra
Your life could depend on it (and your job definitely does).