The Joe Randazzo Association

Hello all.

As you know, in the world there are good words and there are bad words. The former should be spoken as often as possible, the latter never uttered at all. Though this has been made clear to everyone at TJRA on many, many occasions—from the orientation orgy to the biweekly invisible memos—it seems some of you have confused them and continue to speak Bad Words in and around TJRA properties. To make sure that there is no more uncertainty whatsoever, Jerry in Aural Services has compiled the definitive list of TJRA Good Words and Bad Words. Please read carefully and obey.

Good Words

1. Steak
2. TJRA
3. “Howdy-do”
4. Loyalty
5. Maximize
6. Maximizing
7. Maximization
8. Maximized
9. Dollop
10. Strategy
11. Honorificabilitudinitatibus
12. Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism
13. Chimera
14. Bacos*
15. O
16. Great
17. Leader
18. Consume
19. Me
20. Crudité
21. Romantic
22. Flog
23. Golf
24. Ofgl
25. Hamburgeriffic
26. Eros
27. Lather
28. Taut
29. Glistening
30. Opportunalities
31. Functionalisms
32. Profitunities
33. Pork
34. Orb
35. Yes

Bad Words

1. No
2. Help
3. Stop
4. Failure
5. Minimize
6. Minimizing
7. Minimization
8. Minimized
9. Karl
10. Jugs
11. Boobs
12. Boobies
13. Ya-Yas
14. Jingle-Jangles
15. Cans
16. Badoinkies
17. Double-Barreled-Milk-Rockets
18. Honkers
19. Norks
20. Pistons
21. Sex-Bags
22. Hooters
23. Wilsons
24. Winnebagos
25. Failure

As you can see, the lists are quite simple and straightforward. Thank you in advance for your cooperation. If you have any comments, questions, or concerns, die.

* “Bac’n Bits” would also be acceptable if it were one word.

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