What People Are Saying

August 5th, 2009

Find out what people are saying about TJRA, Inc., its products and services! At TJRA, we know that the best form of advertising is when people tell other people they know, who trust the first people—the ones talking—about a company that they like, and so the second people go out and try the company that the other ones were talking about, so we always welcome your comments.

What are you saying about TJRA, Inc.? Send us an email or write to us at:
TJRA, Inc.
PO Box 1131
America

We’d love to hear from most of you!

* “I’ve found so many of your goods and services helpful, I wouldn’t even know where to start with my praise. I guess I’m just writing to thank TJRA for all they’ve done for me and my family.” -Jim B. in Seattle

* “My parents made me stop shopping on TJRA online because they say they’ve seen a change in my ‘rage issues,’ but I’m planning to run away and keep shopping. I found a great guy online, and he’s gonna take me away from here and we’re going to have a great life together in Mexico and it’s all because of you, TJRA.” -Janie P. in St. Louis

* “Had very good experience with [TJRA, Inc.]. Speedy and polite. No one ever asked about my speech impediment. Thank you.” -Thoothie in Thacramento

* “Hi again! Just wanted to to reiterate my great admiration for TJRA, its goods, and its services. So, thanks again! Look forward to hearing back.” Jim B. in Seattle
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* “Firsties!” -Faartfucker in Chicago

* “My one complaint is that I had a hard time getting the defibrillator out of the mailbox, it was so large!!!!! Other than that, absolute aces. You crazy bastards are the best!” -Ernest H. in Orlando

* “Strange to think that you can patronize a certain company so much and recommend it to all your friends and coworkers, and yet never, ever get even the most rudimentary reply from anyone in said company’s communications department. So strange. Guess they must be too busy for a loyal customer! A customer as polite and patient as can be—but up to what point? You know? Still love your products.” -Jim B. in Seattle

* “I can honestly say my horses love their new TJRA horse products. My horses have never been happier. Thanks, TJRA–from the horses!” -Sheila L. in Halifax

* “You are hereby summoned and required to file with the Clerk of this Court and answer to the complaint which is herewith served upon you, within 20 days  after service of this summons upon you, exclusive of the day of service. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the complaint.” U.S. Attorney G. in New York

* “I don’t understand all of your products, but the ones I do I’ve found very helpful and easy-to-use. Please do something with holograms. I think they are so interesting.” -Miranda P. in Omaha

* “Do you people want blood on your hands? Is that how you want to be remembered? I will not play the fool, TJRA. There are things in side of me—things I do not want to let out. But you’ve left me with no choice. YOU have put me in this position. It is Snake time. get your mouth intheknife time  who is the dog? in this if you look at the sun and BLEEd on top of your OWN SOULs? i will eat every one of you and you will eat me at the same time and i will bleed as much as i make bleedbut we will be” -Jim B. in Seattle

* “I like-a the TJRA-a! Bellisimo! Thank-a you for-a your great-a goods and-a services. Bravo!” -Mario G. in Italy

* “dkkl;;;;;;;;;;;;;” -Jim B. in Seattle

  1. May 1st, 2010 at 16:47 | #1

    I love the way my camel smells in the morning now that TJRA has taken over it’s daily care and feeding. Best yet meals on the move are now possible with TJRA’s Insta-Tent, Porta-a-Harem and advancements in cutting edge technology like the rechargable BobberKabobber. This baby prepares and cooks an entire baby lamb in less than 10 minutes. It’s also comes in handy for disposing the bodies of disobedient female family memebers in about 2 hours. Thank You TJRA!